Salad Fingers

By David Wieneke

That was a treat for the fingers.

Can you describe to me the sensation of rust against one's skin? I find it quite delightful.
Do you know where I might find the finest rusty spoons? They are ever so hard to come by
Could you tell me a story about nettles and their magical properties? I'm particularly fond of their sting.
What do you think Hubert Cumberdale tastes like? He's a rather silent finger puppet, you know.